Longer Opening Powerpoint

We shortened the opening powerpoint for our Vault Festival run after our CPT LIVE 11 scratch. We really like it still, but the show has moved on thematically since then. Maybe for Edinburgh we’ll lengthen the powerpoint again and add in some more group speaking.

Slide 1: Your attention please

Slide 2: Your attention please

Slide 3: If we have your attention, when i say, shout ‘Hello’. Ready…

Slide 4: HELLO

Slide 5: Nice

Slide 6: Please remain calm.

Slide 7: This is an announcement to inform you that our next performance is about to begin.

Slide 8: I would also like to inform you that any natural reaction is permitted in this show.

Slide 9: Including but not limited to:

Slide 10: smiling, laughing, frowning, weeping, sighing, not looking, feeling sick, kissing, falling asleep, smoking, choking, touching his chest, taking off her dress, taking control.

Slide 11: Good evening Live 11

Slide 12: Don’t worry if you haven’t finished your conversation, you are doing just fine.

Slide 13: Feel free to go at your own pace.

Slide 14: This night is about you.

Slide 15: Your attention please

Slide 16: If we have your attention, when i say, shout ‘Hello’. Ready…

Slide 17: HELLO

Slide 18: We have some winners in the audience tonight.

Slide 19: (insert name) is here tonight.

Slide 20: Would (insert name) please stand and wave hello.

Slide 21: Let us all welcome (insert name). Ready...

Slide 22: HELLO (insert name)

Slide 23: (insert name) has recently become the new manager of a very popular cocktail bar near Waterloo, at the age of just 24.

Slide 24: Let us all congratulate (insert name). Ready…

Slide 25: CONGRATULATIONS (insert name) ON BECOMING A NEW MANAGER AT A VERY POPULAR COCKTAIL BAR NEAR WATERLOO, AT THE AGE OF JUST 24

Slide 26: (insert name) is here tonight.

Slide 27: Would (insert name) please stand and wave hello.

Slide 28: Let us all welcome (insert name). Ready...

Slide 29: HELLO (insert name)

Slide 30: (insert name) has recently been commissioned to create a new sculpture for the Tate Modern, at the age of just 25.

Slide 31: Let us all congratulate (insert name). Ready...

Slide 32: CONGRATULATIONS (insert name) ON BEING COMMISSIONED TO CREATE A NEW SCULPTURE FOR THE TATE MODERN, AT THE AGE OF JUST 25

Slide 33: (insert name) is here tonight.

Slide 34: Let us all welcome (insert name). Ready...

Slide 35: HELLO (insert name)

Slide 36: (insert name) hasn’t achieved anything of any particular significance recently at the age of 25.

Slide 37: So it’s even more important that we all give him some praise tonight.

Slide 38: Would (insert name) please stand so we all know where to direct our love. Ready...